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if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh
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Do transformers get car insurance or life insurance
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1st day at school..
- *walks in class*
- and you don't know anybody
- *friend walks in , throws up arms*
- " MY NIIGGGGAAAAAA!!! sit next to me !! "
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in grade 5 my teacher made us keep a puberty journal where we wrote down the changes happening to our bodies and then she’d make us read them out loud
i never realized how fucked up that is until just now
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thanks edward
this is actually the scariest card i’ve ever seen
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Freshmen who talk about how stressful high school is
I know technically I’m being a hypocrite here..but I’ll admit it’s true.
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Is there anything about this picture that doesn’t scream “fuck logic?”
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In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
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At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
Source: seventhbrother
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sam:
bad news apple
now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke
those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps
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EXCUSE ME BUT IT’S 2012 AND THERE’S STILL NOT AN OPTION TO HIGHLIGHT TEXT THAT’S IN ALL CAPS AND CHANGE IT TO LOWERCASE OR VICE VERSA AND IM SORRY BUT THAT’S BULLSHIT
Source: brgd
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